Sunday, June 22, 2008

Web Makeover! Check it out!...

I've got a makeover you have to see. Let's check those pictures of HUNKS I'm sure you'll love it. Also I added different study and information about sex which are worth every bit attention, and other stuff even more really interesting that will surely hook you up.

When faced with odds, instead of locking yourself in a room, resenting so many things, get into the site and browse through it until you overcome your boredom, sadness, stress, pressure, etc. It indeed lightens up the "load"...
In lieu with this, I'll promise to nurture with more updated info and innovations on how this become more interesting that everyone clamor for another diversion way to express themselves. One specific direction this site is taking is the improvement of the site.

Here's to more power to all of us!...

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World SEX Records!...

FASTEST CLIMAX - Arguably, the shortest time is a cool zero seconds, as one in every 1,250 of us can ejaculate by simply thinking rude thoughts - i.e. without any bell-polishing whatsoever. But if you're notoriously "quick out of the trap," take heart. You're probably not as excitable as pre-adolescents. The kinsey experiments found 6.4 % of them would spill their pimply custard in less than 10 seconds.

RAPID FIRE - From our own teenage masturbatory eagerness, you'd assume adolescents rule the roost -- and indeed, the kinsey survey found several 11-year-old boys who could achieve 11 orgasms in one hour. Yet the record is held by an unnamed 28-year-old man at the Center of Marital and Sexual Studies in California. Google-eyed doctors there observed him experiencing 16-mostly-dry orgasms in the space of an hour.

HIGH SPEED TENT ERECTION - Your Boner speed is determined by many factors - not in the least fatigue, how many tequilas you've downed, you general cockular health, whether he's got a mustache, and so on. However, in 1948, kinsey researchers recorded a few remarkable individuals who could achieve a full, horsehoe-bending erection in a little as three seconds. Now that's dedication.

SMALLEST BALLS - luckily for underpant manufacturers, testicle size varies little from man to man. One scrotal authority, T.H. Van de Velde, wrote in his book IDEAL MARRIAGE that the mature testicle ranged form 2 to 2.5 cm broad and never grew longer than 5 cm long. However, victims of elephantiasis may beg to differ the disease-caused when tiny parasitic worms obstruct the lymph vessels - may find their gonads swelling to the size of bowling balls. But without the fun: The largest on record is an African whose scrotum weighed 154 lbs., and measured almost 2 feet in diameter.

LARGEST BROADSWORDS - Ignoring outrageous pub boasts - or the desperate application of a vacuum cleaner - the average cock size is generally agreed to be about 6.2 inches. Or, if you're a black, 6.3 inches. Legendary porn actor Long Dong Silver once claimed ownership of an 18-inch penis - or something later proved fraudulent by a factor of three. However, medical sources make vague references to mythical trouser-jeopardizing specimens ranging from 9.5 to 12 inches, but the largest medically verified penis was recorded by Dr. Robert L. Dickinson in 1913. It was, wrote the patently downcast medic, "a sizable 13.5 inches long and even 6.25 inches around" depressing indeed - especially when the medical norm is to measure along the top.

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What SEX feels like for Me:

You know what orgasm feel like. But aren't you curious to find out the reason behind his mattress moans? Admit it. You've often wondered what doing the deed is like for the opposite sex. Well, i persuaded you to describe your erotic experiences in torrid details, from the first pleasurable tingle to crossing the finish line. Plus, what you're really thinking during the act...

ErectionTriggers:
The back of my legs right below my butt are so sensitive that when they're being touched, an electric current runs straight into my penis, giving me a boner. This happened during a massage. As soon as my masahista hit that spot, I came to attention. I was lying facedown, so having it press against the table was a little painful.

The skinny on foreplay:

What makes a blowjob feel amazing is when my partner uses his hands and mouth. The hand moving up and down is the perfect amount of friction along my penis. And the mouth and tongue feel so wet and warm and create that sucking action that takes it to another kevel of enjoyment.

Penetration - What really feels like:
My favorite part of sex - aside from climaxing, of course - is the first few moments inside my partner. We've crossed the line from fooling around to making love, and the rush of pleasure is intense.

The positions that rock my world:
Maybe it sounds boring, but I am a huge fan of the missionary position. I can penetrate deeper inside my partner and control the speed of my thrusting. When it's fast, that friction along my penis for more than a few moments always makes me come.

The grand finale:
As I'm nearing climax, my balls tighten and I can feel the pressure creeping up my penis. I know that I'll come after a few more thrust, and at that stage, there's no way I can hold back. When the orgasm hit, the explosion starts in my crotch and jolts through my whole body.

The postsex wrap-up:

I like to get out of bed and get a drink or have a shower. It's not the closeness that I mind, but I find it boring to lie there nothing when my mind is activated.

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My MOTTO in life!...

I've learned not to wait for my other friends to be interested in everything I want to try out. I am a sort of person who's just appease of having a simple lifestyle. Enjoying life is something that I believe in, although unlike most people I don't equate that to having money. I'd rather die to be super rich and spoiled. I'm sure having everything a person could want in life can bring out the dark side in anyone.

My motto is: You're born, you live, you have fun, and you die. Grab the moment, go after your dream, make the most of what's there. And when you're at it, SMILE!...

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Saturday, June 21, 2008

Adult Joke Books

The New Adult Joke Book
Jonny Sharpe
386 pages (August 2005)

Arcturus Publishing; ISBN: 9781841932453
An hilarious collection of jokes from one of the world's funniest men.
This book contains a joke for EVERYONE.

Download: The New Adult Joke Book

The Adult Joke Book
A hillarious collection of bawdy, ridiculous and politically incorrect jokes
WARNING: contains material that some may find offensive.
by: Johnny Sharpe
This edition published in 2006 by Arcturus Publishing Limited
ISBN-13: 978-1-84193-575-1
ISBN-10: 1-84193-575-1
X-rated humour which hits your laughing G-spot and gives you the best gags to use on any adult occasion.
It's a winner for the rugby club dinner, a real coup for the stag night do, and all that's crude and lewd to upset the prude!
So, if you've a thirst for a funny story ... you'll sip some stuff in here.

Download: The Old Adult Joke Book

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Jealous Oh..No!

I ended up becoming a very possessive boyfriend since my boyfriend and I are miles apart. Though, it's a struggle for me I've learned to be less affected every time he does things with his friends or he hangs out with other guys. I am sure there are guys out there who are hotter than I am, but I know that my boyfriend loves me for me. Even if I can't be with him, I must stick with him and swore my love with him will him remain. I know our ties are very strong no matter where he is, our love can never be broken apart hehe. And besides, if you believe you're the best thing out there and trust your guy, there's no reason to get jealous.

Definition: Resentful or painful desire for an other's advantages: covetousness, enviousness, envy.

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Friday, June 20, 2008

Do you want DIVORCE to be legalized in the Philippines? Are you unhappily committed?

Yes. It's a living hell with someone who doesn't respect, care, and love you anymore. It'd be too much of an agony to bear.
Both parties should have the freedom to move on and perhaps marry someone will shower each of them with all the love they deserve. It'd be nice if they could have the chance to marry again. If you're unhappy and there's nothing you can do to save the marriage, why stay?...
I definitely want divorced to be legalized here in our country. It's so sad to hear stories about couples who will stay together even though they aren't happy anymore - either masyadong martyr ang isa sa kanila or it's too expensive to file for an annulment.

Definition of Divorce:
Divorce or dissolution of marriage is the ending of a marriage before the death of either spouse. It can be contrasted with an annulment, which is a declaration that a marriage is void, though the effects of marriage may be recognized in such unions, such as spousal support or alimony, child custody, child support, and distribution of property.


A divorce must be certified by a court of law, as a legal action is needed to dissolve the prior legal act of marriage. The terms of the divorce are also determined by the court, though they may take into account prenuptial agreements or post nuptial agreements, or simply ratify terms that the spouses have agreed on privately. Often, however, the spouses disagree about the terms of the divorce, which can lead to stressful (and expensive) litigation. A less adversarial approach to divorce settlements has emerged in recent years, known as mediation, an attempt to negotiate mutually acceptable resolution to conflicts.

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A Guide To Twisting The Sheets -- PINOY–STYLE

Here are some fave local positions and to examine the sexual psyche of passionate Pinoys:

1) LEGS ON SHOULDER --- It’s like hanging from the monkey bars all over again!
HOW–TO: This passion pose posts strains to quite a number of muscles; it’ll be wise to warm up first. Place both legs (or just one, it’s fine both ways) on his shoulders and keep them straight or bent as he enters you. You can vary the depth by lifting your back at an angle for deeper penetration or keeping him at a distance by laying flat and forming an L shape with your torso and legs. He can fondle your breasts while he’s on top and you can do some cupping of your own as you reach for his jewels for extra playfulness.
WHY PINOYS LOVE IT: It allows for deep penetration and easy thrusting for guys. They can also control the tightness by bringing your legs together or them apart. If your guy’s a confident stud, this move would most likely be one of his favorites.
WHY IT’S A BINGO BANG FOR YOU: This position will make you feel like you’re wide open, so some Pinays shy away from it. However, if you’re at ease with your partner and are comfy letting loose, you’ll feel like a flexible femme fatale.

2) GIRL ON TOP --- Play dominatrix, get in control, and achieve ultimate pleasure.
HOW-TO: Have your guy lie on his back and insert his penis into you straddle him. Lean close to each other as you do a slow grind. Try doing this while balancing on the balls of your feet and toes as he lies flat on the bed for deeper penetration. One variation that works wonders: Sit up with your backs leaned away from each other. Hold onto each other’s ankles for support and grind away.
WHY PINOYS LOVES IT: Why most pinoys go for Maria Clara types, they secretly like it when a girl can take control of her own pleasure and isn’t afraid to show it.
WHY IT’S A BINGO BANG FOR YOU: With you in pumping control, you have the power to slow down or speed up your pace for peaking. Woman on top may put you in the spotlight, so it also appeals to Pinays who can moan with an audience.

3) STARGAZER --- This move will instantly have you seeing stars!
HOW-TO: Straddle your man like you would going on top, then slowly be your legs on your sides, or stretch them out towards the front. Lie on your back over his legs, so both of you look like you’re stargazing—only intertwined.
WHY PINOYS LOVE IT: In a Men’s Health survey, a substantial 24% of Pinoys look at porn at least once a day. With both of you lying face-up, he gets his porn fix as he takes in a full view of you.
WHY IT’S A BINGO BANG FOR YOU: If you’re the type to get conscious with a sexual stare down—like some Pinays are—then this is the position for you as there is minimal eye contact. This is also for the chicks who have no qualms about solo sex: Your hands are free to touch yourself or direct his digits to your bliss buttons.

4) THE BUM LIFT --- It’s so good, you just might kick him in the face.
HOW-TO: Lie on your back, lean on your elbows, and arch your back up as he enters you, with your ankles locked on his shoulder. Have him cup your butt or wrap his arms around your thighs for support. Try not to squeeze his head with your ankles when you orgasm.
WHY PINOYS LOVE IT: Although it’s secretly easier than it seems, it’s still a show of manly strength. In this position, your man gets to feel more in control. But since it’s also extremely pleasurable for you, your satisfied moans give him an ego boost.
WHY IT’S A BINGO BANG FOR YOU: G-spot stimulation and the angle of penetration can cause a stimulation overload. The skewed angle makes you feel like his penis is in contact with a lot more of you. Plus, his lifting you off the bed is a guaranteed turn-on for Pinays who go gaga over macho, take-charge Pinoys. If you love go-getting guys, you’ll love this.

5) REAR ENTRY --- Man’s best friend proves to be deep. In this case, spanking is optional.
HOW-TO: Get in position by leaning on your knees and elbows, with your man entering you from behind. Control the depth of penetration by moving forward and backward along his shaft. Vary your position for different sensations: FDAF (Face Down, A** Up) to get him deep into you, or kneel in front of him and have him cup your breasts as he enters you for a cozier stance. Just remember that when it comes to rear entry, vigor is a must.
WHY PINOYS LOVE IT: “Men enjoy dogie-style sex because it allows us to be voyeurs—we can see the action happening right in front of us” Think about it: For them, the Rear Entry is just like watching porn, only better, because they’re actually participating and playing star in the steamy act. And like we said, Pinoys are big on porn.
WHY IT’S A BINGO BANG FOR YOU: Rear Entry is one the best for deep penetration. It also frees up both your bodies to thrust at each other, with minimal bed-creaking (perfect for keeping your session a secret). This kind of position also lets the head of the penis hit your most sensitive parts, especially your G-spot. The result. It guarantees genital joy for you and gives you orgasms like no other.

6) THE CROSS --- The “helicopters” move turns into a daring dance that’ll lift you to a climax cloud.
HOW-TO: It’s one of the most rhythmic positions and resembles a sensual slow dance. Assumes the modified missionary for starters and have him slide clock- or counterclockwise so you both form an X. Knead on each other by moving your hips from side to side (he should be doing most of the work). If you’re feeling rowdy instead of romantic, have him turn all the way around, like a helicopter blade, to change the romp session’s mood entirely.
WHY PINOYS LOVE IT: Though a bit awkward at first, the cross is a handy move to keep in the back burner for an instant libido lift. It feels daringly different, but ensures a steady rise to peaking. For Pinoys with short attention spans, this position promises a new way to achieve what the trusty moves can.
WHY IT’S A BINGO BANG FOR YOU: It provides an entirely different sensation from the usual thrusting positions. Doing it with you on top gives you more control, pressing your legs together makes the feeling tight and slow, and the angling of the bodies allow for more fondling of your genitals This is great for Pinoys who get off on new bedroom repertoire.

7) REAR VIEW ROMP --- It’s the Pinoy version of the Reverse Cowgirl. It’s great for moseying, trotting, or galloping to the nearest O-station---with the lady holding the reins.
HOW-TO: Have your man lie down and guide his penis into you, keeping your back towards him. Control the rhythm by bobbing your hips up and down so you can trot on your butt or any way you want to. You can also control the amount of physical contact by stretching your body over his or sitting upright.
WHY PINOYS LOVE IT: It seems that Pinoy guys love things that come with a challenge. Since this move puts his hand-on-you access under your control, he’s kept on the edge wondering if you’ll let him touch all the pleasurable spots of your body or limit his access to just a mere view of your backside. Plus, this position progresses upon your pace and makes him feel that he’s relinquishing his power and putting himself at your mercy.
WHY IT’S A BINGO BANG FOR YOU: Admit it: To some extent, you like being in control. This move is enjoyed by most go-getting Pinays who bring their high powered drive into the bedroom. With the Rear view Romp, the sexy Pinay gets to focus on herself first---and veers away from being him-centric.

8) MODIFIED MISSIONARY --- Let your Os reach “Oh, my God!” level.
HOW -TO: Assume the missionary position, guiding your man into you. Once in place, have him gently move each leg over and outside of yours. Place a pillow or elevate both your legs to vary the angle of penetration. Penetration might be shallower, but the friction is increased, enhancing the pleasure, tenfold.
WHY PINOYS LOVE IT: Some Pinoy guys like the rubbing a bit rougher.
WHY IT’S A BINGO BANG FOR YOU: The eye-to-eye and skin-on-skin contacts amps up your emotional bond with him. This is a favorite among many senti Pinoys (read: the types who blurt out “I love you” as they peak). As the both of you come simultaneously, with your eyes locked together, you feel that you’re at the center of his universe, giving you an emo high like no other...

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Thursday, June 19, 2008

My first exposure on Philippine Television

May Trabaho Ka! (MTK) is QTV 11’s newest public service reality show that aims to give jobs to those that are most fitting.
For a given employment, several applicants will undergo tests or challenges to determine who is the most skilled and best suited to take on the position.
It was on October 28, 2007 when one segment I joined for the first time on QTV 11 reality show - May Trabaho Ka! Also know as "HIRED" nowadays. This has been a horrifying experience ever happen in my whole life...

The six finalists had been chosen among hundreds of applicants buying for MAKE-UP FOREVER Retail Make-up Artist



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The 30 minutes make-up challenge






We're on the point here explaining what we have done in the first challenge




"That was, by far, the most horrifying experience that I have done in my whole life! I've been doing this job for a couple of years but still I got nervous so to say --- I didn't make it! What I mean is, I did my best but probably it wasn't good enough!..."



Interview Portion:

The Interviewer:


Lyn was first interviewed

...followed by me with my model

Next is Maui

And Candice afterwards...

Now, it's Lottie's turn

And last but not the least. It's Leo's turn!

Let's take a look with the final six!...







Unfortunately, I was unable to succeed in the competition. No one wants to be lose but only one has to win and no other than - LEO. I did all my best of course but I am sure it's not yet the right time. One thing I am proud for myself is that I've been chosen in the final round that only six participants has to undergo the challenges.
Each of us received a certificate of participation too.

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Tuesday, June 17, 2008

My memorable experience in a Music bar last year!

Madalas ako sa mga bars before together with my friends. Mahilig din akong kumanta, pero madalas mangyari ika nga'y "may daga sa dibdib". Yeah, I needed still to build self-confidence kasi madalas ang performance ko on stage ay masasabi kong nininerbiyos pa rin ako. Last year, I once went to the MusicBox located somewhere in Quezon City with some friends. Dahil ako ang pinakabata among the rest, ako ang pinakanta on the stage, nung time na yong mga performers dun ay pipili or let's say tatawag sila ng isa sa bawat table kung saan nila ito pakakantahin... Wala ako maisip that time so "Sana Dalawa Ang Puso Ko" na lang ang kinanta ko hehe... Wanna hear it!...

Download this song:
- by: Bodjie's Law Of Gravity
- by: Ariel Rivera
- by: Lani Misalucha
Title: Sana Dalawa ang Puso Ko
Description: OPM

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USA For Africa - We Are The World

Title: USA For Africa - We Are The World
Artists: Lionel Richie and Michael Jackson, who performed with Stevie Wonder, Tina Turner, Diana Ross and many others
Time: 7:06
Download this song: USA For Africa - We Are The World
Download: Lyrics

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Sunday, June 15, 2008

Hollywood (Full Remix) - Madonna

Download this song: Hollywood (Full Remix - 6-12 Edit)
Password: decesare27
Artist: Madonna
Album: Great Wall
Time: 6:12
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Happy Father's Day


Father's Day 2008 is Sunday, June 15.

Anyone can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a DADDY!
Happy Father's Day to all the Daddys in the World!!

Father's Day is a special day for everyone! We use this day to honor our fathers all over the world! We celebrate this holiday on the third Sunday in June. A woman named Sonora Smart Dodd from Spokane, Washington, thought of the idea for Father's Day while listening to a Mother's Day sermon in 1909. Her father, Henry Jackson Smart, had raised Sonora after her mother died and she wanted him to know how special he was to her. Her father was born in June, so she chose that month to celebrate the new holiday!


MY HERO
As I ponder the love that I saw in his eyes,A Godly love, given without compromise....
I recall many times that he stood by my side,And prodded me on with great vigor and pride.His voice ever confident, firm and yet fair,Always speaking with patience, tenderness and care.The power and might of his hands was so sure,I knew there was nothing we couldn't endure.It's true, a few others provided insight,Yet, he laid the foundation that kept me upright.He's the grandest of men to have lived on this earth,Although he's not royal by stature or birth.He's a man of great dignity, honor and strength.His merits are noble, and of admirable length.He's far greater than all other men that I know,He's my Dad, he's my mentor, my friend and hero.

Fathers are Wonderful People
Fathers are wonderful peopleToo little understood,And we do not sing their praisesAs often as we should...For, somehow, Father seems to beThe man who pays the bills,While Mother binds up little hurtsAnd nurses all our ills...And Father struggles dailyTo live up to "HIS IMAGE"As protector and providerAnd "hero or the scrimmage"...And perhaps that is the reasonWe sometimes get the notion,That Fathers are not subjectTo the thing we call emotion,But if you look inside Dad's heart,Where no one else can seeYou'll find he's sentimentalAnd as "soft" as he can be...But he's so busy every dayIn the grueling race of life,He leaves the sentimental stuff to his partner and his wife...But Fathers are just WONDERFUL in a million different ways,And they merit loving complimentsAnd accolade of praise,For the only reason Dad aspiresTo fortune and successIs to make the family proud of him And to bring them happiness...And like OUR HEAVENLY FATHER,He's a guardian and a guide,Someone that we can count onto be ALWAYS ON OUR SIDE.

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Saturday, June 14, 2008

Livin' La Vida Loca - Ricky Martin


Artist: Ricky Martin
Title: Livin' La Vida Loca

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Like A Virgin/Hollywood/Work IT (Music Video) - by Madonna, Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Missy Elliott



Title: Like A Virgin/Hollywood/Work IT
Author: Madonna, Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Missy Elliott
Description: The video shows the famous kiss from Madonna and Britney Spears (and Cristina Aguilera), which was discussed in the whole world.
Time: 5:39
Preview:

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