How to be a Ralph Lauren Polo Model (or at least look like One!)

Ok a topic for the week... "How to ride the mechanical bull better than Travolta in Urban Cowboy?" or "How to stay fit at 50..." or "how to use Slimfast" to supplement your diet or"how to be sexy enough to model for Ralph Lauren or how to purchase your first Acoustic Guitar? Well without another thought let's take that journey!

Things You’ll Need:
• Money for your first guitar.. $200 or 4,0000 YEN! Because at that price, it's gonna have to be made in Asia!
• Bring it On! ..Attitude!
• Physical Endurance, Mental Separation!
• A Model for a girlfriend, Fitness or Aerobic Women to gossip with.. (it pays off later, be patient)
• The best Haircut you can afford!
• SlimFast for the Quickness!
• Bar or Night Club with a Mechanical Bull..
• Surround youself with Positive people, Young and Older!

Step 1 - Colorful Martin Guitar! Big Fun.. You want a Good Acoustic Guitar! It's a must that you are able to play it! Start working' on that now, it isn't that hard.. You look for a Solid Wood Acoustic. "Solid Back and Sides Wood" ..Meaning, not a laminated! Craigslist is loaded with acoustic guitars, just copy and paste the models # of the guitars you find into google and find out if they meet that criteria! Now you have something to be creative with and attracted to by others! You are on your way by working hard, at your accomplishments too.. that's right, being a "Polo" model!

Step 2 - Required Polo Model Hatwear.. everyday use and natural, yeah? Find a Job that uses all or most of your body muscle groups! Focusing on the body core.. Legs and Arms will come naturally! I used my Job at the CVS stores, as a set-up person for new stores! I carried and pushed and stretched and rotated my core body, as I did my days work and then supplemented at the gym for cardio etc.

Step 3 - Real Cowboys make better Models when they get older and wiser!
After working that hard and being fed so much BS.. from co-workers, (That's wear the mental separation, comes in!) You go out to a Tough Local Bar in the Quad Cities, Iowa.. with a friend and avoiding alcohol, you mount that "Mechanical Bull" and pull yourself up forward on the seat, until your hand and the underside of your pelvic girdle is almost on top of the Hand Hold of the saddle! So, one hand grips the Hand Hold of the Saddle and the other hand is up in the Air (like reaching for the stars) and ready to counter balance any quick movements, left or right.. the up or down moves belong to how flexible you can slide back and forward on the saddle with the grip you have taken! Ride with the legs Gripping, but not so intense that you forget about the fact that riding a Bull is more about balance than strength! Where were we.. Ok, You can have that drink now, but don't get mouthy in the Local Bar! If you ride the Bull.. you won't have to prove yourself in any other way! Just get your stuff and walk out! That's better than Travolta any way you look at it!

Step 4 - Be friendly with the competition.. they hired me too!
* So you've bought a guitar, worked in the field, listened to your girlfriend (The original model) and her Aerobic girlfriends talking shop.. and then steal their Modeling agent's phone number.. The ladies really doing the modeling are coy about giving out their Agents phone numbers.. but not usually to a Guy.. so get the number and set-up a meeting or go to where their shooting. Look like a well dressed Man, not boy! New.. Well fitting Jeans, White Shirt, Short Sleeves, rolled up! no tie, no hat.. Show of that great hair... (keep your hair longer at first guys, you can always cut it down if the camera shots dictate that) To tell you the truth, I always knew I could work for Hugo Boss if Polo didn't work out, don't worry, stay strong! Show that Confidence! They can feel it!

Tips & Warnings:
• Really, you have to listen to the women on this one guys.. networking is good.. I even married one of the informants! LOL
• Stay Physical, active and well groomed, just for your own satisfaction, although everybody benefits!
• Be a tough guy, get strong, but walk with small children.. and kiss your mother's cheek and hold her in your arms!
• Don't get too strong and tough.. and then be hard, that's a big mistake!
• Work from within the system, looking for opportunities as they come.. don't force anything!
• Be Patient, but not Lethargic.. You have got to get a "head up" on this game!
• Don't hurt yourself! Never hurt or fail anybody else, when you can just exuse yourself and make it easier!

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